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operameister:

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fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

I dont wanna be in jail… I dont wanna be kicked out of school.. i don’t want to be depressed… i didnt want to lose almost all my freinds… I didn’t want to relapse and i sure as hell don’t want to lose my future…. 

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